Belatedly the rule to which the Wells post alluded.
Rule #5: Navigating inside towns will be hell – on foot is frequently easier.
Generally street names are really well-marked inside cities: white signs with big black letters, frequently mounted on the sides of buildings.
The exception is of course the intersection where you are unsure where to go, especially when you are feeling pressured by the volume of traffic consisting of competent drivers who know where they are going and want to get there as soon as possible.
The physical aspects of the streets also contribute to the problem. Remember, towns were built and roads laid out many centuries before the motor car and the population explosion brought large traffic volumes roaring through town, so they are very narrow. Also, towns grew organically so the streets are crooked and winding: no organized grid layout here.
In an attempt to reconcile the narrowness of the streets with the volume of traffic, many roads are one way. This is the other gotcha of navigation, because just when you think you know where you are going, with all the signs boldly visible, you run into a one way in the other direction.
Naturally, since you are used to the grid layout, you try to navigate around it, but now you keep running into crooked streets, odd-angled intersections and other one ways that prevent you from getting where you want to go. After 20 minutes of this, you finally break out of the maze – and land back right where you started: at the first one way that caused all the trouble.
Most big towns have Park & Rides prominently marked among the main roads leading into town: USE THEM!
The buses are regular, the experience is inexpensive, and despite the fact that buses move slower than a car, they will get there much faster than you can because they know where they are going and they frequently have special lanes and privileges.
If asked, the bus driver will tell you exactly where to get off and, more importantly, where to stand to catch the return bus. On top of that you will not have to search forever to find a tiny parking spot into which you squeeze the car with (seemingly) scarcely an inch to spare, and then pay an exorbitant parking fee for the honor.
Be forewarned: All bets are off if you need to venture into residential areas.
Except for modern developments, the houses are packed row upon row, many of them terraces (what are called townhouses in the U.S.), with no driveways or garages since cars were not even a twinkle in someone’s eye when they were built.
This results in two way streets where it would have been barely comfortable moving past traffic in the opposite direction under the best of circumstances, now lined solidly trunk to hood (or boot to bonnet) by the residents’ vehicles on both sides of the road. Good luck!
A word to the wise: Don’t even consider driving in London.
On the outskirts and the ring roads it is still manageable, if slow-going, so picking up and dropping off a rental vehicle for your extended stays outside London should be fine. But inside the city you will find all the problems mentioned above, to the nth degree, and for the most part parking is non-existent.
Public transport on the other hand is ubiquitous, regular, inexpensive if done right, and will take you from just about anywhere to just about everywhere.
The trick is to buy your first ticket of the day after rush hour, i.e. after 9 a.m. This allows you to get an all-day pass for all public transport – Underground, buses and trains – dirt cheap; we stayed way out in Zone 4 and our daily passes were around £ 2.50 each. You would easily pay double that for your first half-an-hour of parking. If you could find any.
Rule #5: Navigating inside towns will be hell – on foot is frequently easier.
Generally street names are really well-marked inside cities: white signs with big black letters, frequently mounted on the sides of buildings.
The exception is of course the intersection where you are unsure where to go, especially when you are feeling pressured by the volume of traffic consisting of competent drivers who know where they are going and want to get there as soon as possible.
The physical aspects of the streets also contribute to the problem. Remember, towns were built and roads laid out many centuries before the motor car and the population explosion brought large traffic volumes roaring through town, so they are very narrow. Also, towns grew organically so the streets are crooked and winding: no organized grid layout here.
In an attempt to reconcile the narrowness of the streets with the volume of traffic, many roads are one way. This is the other gotcha of navigation, because just when you think you know where you are going, with all the signs boldly visible, you run into a one way in the other direction.
Naturally, since you are used to the grid layout, you try to navigate around it, but now you keep running into crooked streets, odd-angled intersections and other one ways that prevent you from getting where you want to go. After 20 minutes of this, you finally break out of the maze – and land back right where you started: at the first one way that caused all the trouble.
Most big towns have Park & Rides prominently marked among the main roads leading into town: USE THEM!
The buses are regular, the experience is inexpensive, and despite the fact that buses move slower than a car, they will get there much faster than you can because they know where they are going and they frequently have special lanes and privileges.
If asked, the bus driver will tell you exactly where to get off and, more importantly, where to stand to catch the return bus. On top of that you will not have to search forever to find a tiny parking spot into which you squeeze the car with (seemingly) scarcely an inch to spare, and then pay an exorbitant parking fee for the honor.
Be forewarned: All bets are off if you need to venture into residential areas.
Except for modern developments, the houses are packed row upon row, many of them terraces (what are called townhouses in the U.S.), with no driveways or garages since cars were not even a twinkle in someone’s eye when they were built.
This results in two way streets where it would have been barely comfortable moving past traffic in the opposite direction under the best of circumstances, now lined solidly trunk to hood (or boot to bonnet) by the residents’ vehicles on both sides of the road. Good luck!
A word to the wise: Don’t even consider driving in London.
On the outskirts and the ring roads it is still manageable, if slow-going, so picking up and dropping off a rental vehicle for your extended stays outside London should be fine. But inside the city you will find all the problems mentioned above, to the nth degree, and for the most part parking is non-existent.
Public transport on the other hand is ubiquitous, regular, inexpensive if done right, and will take you from just about anywhere to just about everywhere.
The trick is to buy your first ticket of the day after rush hour, i.e. after 9 a.m. This allows you to get an all-day pass for all public transport – Underground, buses and trains – dirt cheap; we stayed way out in Zone 4 and our daily passes were around £ 2.50 each. You would easily pay double that for your first half-an-hour of parking. If you could find any.

Comments (3)
If I can stop laughing long enough, I may be able to comment! Yes, I admit it; I've made each of those mistakes. And yes, I admit it -- I didn't learn from my mistakes sufficiently well to prevent me from making them a second time. And a third. Ah, but London! There are certain unflattering nicknames attached to me, publicly and permanently, that stem from my having assumed the driving duties in that city. I shan't list them here. Nor shall I list the destinations in London alone that I never did find. (Thank goodness for tri-band mobile phones.)
By the way, someone out there in Marketing Land has pegged me as an Anglophile. I'm not sure how they might have gotten that impression; my long-standing subsctiption to The Economist is one possibility. Me, an Anglophile? Perhaps -- I am actually considering honoring one of these adverts, an offer to subscribe to Realm Magazine. (swoon)
Posted by Chrysalis | January 27, 2005 9:53 AM
Posted on January 27, 2005 09:53
Chrys - this is a tough audience. The only people who "gets" it are the people:
1) who are not British (because for them this merits merely a shrug and a "so what"), and
2) who have actually visited Britain for more than a week, but
3) NOT on a guided bus tour
BTW, doesn't your company want an eager engineer to send to England for a couple of months?
Posted by Sivani | January 27, 2005 10:04 AM
Posted on January 27, 2005 10:04
I usually use Park and Rides myself, Sivani, and I'm a native - I even avoid driving in Norwich during the day and once spent a glorious hour going round and round (and round) Crystal Palace.
That said, I find the grid system confusing. Maybe I should just stay at home.
Posted by Em² | January 27, 2005 1:12 PM
Posted on January 27, 2005 13:12